9 Things Women Say That Men Need To Pay Attention To

Now don't any of you men take offense to this...unless of course it fits!

1. FINE: This is the word women use to end and argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". This is true unless she says "Thanks a lot". That is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a "whatever" (see below).

8. WHATEVER: Is a woman's way of saying F----- You!

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement meaning this is something a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man saying "What's wrong?". Refer back to #3 for the response.