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Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by NextJen on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 12:09 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

Woman getting married to fairground ride
Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride.



By Sasjkia Otto
Published: 7:00AM BST 05 Aug 2009
Woman getting married to fairground ride
Amy Wolfe will change her surname to Weber Photo: BARCROFT MEDIA

This follows a "courtship" of 3,000 rides over ten years with the 80ft gondola ride called 1001 Nachts.

Miss Wolfe, 33, from Pennsylvania, will change her surname to Weber after the manufacturer of the ride she travels 160 miles to visit 10 times per year, according to reports

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

Miss Wolfe first fell for the ride when she was 13: “I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.

“I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

Ten years later, she decided to go back to Knoebels Amusement Park to declare her love. She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

Although she faces discrimination from employers, most of her family and friends have been supportive. “I’m not hurting anyone and I can’t help it," she said. "It’s a part of who I am.”
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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by Lima Bean on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 12:11 am

Idk. Call me old fashioned, but I think both members of the wedding party should be able to communicate in some manner. But hey, that's just me. I think they should both be human.
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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by NextJen on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 12:14 am

I don't know.... I'd marry my rabbit if I weren't already married.
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Post by Lima Bean on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 12:16 am

Yeah....well....okay, I'll give you that exemption.
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Post by Tweetey55 on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 2:53 pm

yea but at least the rabbit has a face and bobs his head at you when it gets turned on LOL

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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by NextJen on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 9:09 pm

Tweetey55 wrote:yea but at least the rabbit has a face and bobs his head at you when it gets turned on LOL

haha -- as a matter of fact, it DOES bob it's head when I turn it on! no face though.... hahahah. Damn, that was really funny.
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Post by Lima Bean on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 9:10 pm

Ha! I have NO idea what you two are talking about.


But that was funny as hell.
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Post by NextJen on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 12:37 am

btw, does anyone else wonder why the amusement park ride would even bother to marry this woman when she's already ridden it 3000 times? I mean, why buy the cow...?
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Post by Lima Bean on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 12:41 am

Well, she certainly DOES look happy. Not sure how happy the amusement ride is.
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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by Mr Moon on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 12:44 am

The coaster does look hard.

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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by NextJen on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 12:52 am

This is the part that concerns me the most:

She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

Where exactly did she get these spare nuts and bolts? Did the people who run the park just give them to her? Did she remove them surreptitiously from the ride? Is this ride safe? -- and OMG, she carries her future husband's nuts around with her!!!!
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Re: Woman to Marry Amusement Park Ride

Post by Lima Bean on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 1:10 am

Hey, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

That ride is by itself ALL DAY LONG with all kinds of women sitting on it.

Something has to be done to keep it in check.
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