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Why men are never depressed

Post by Lima Bean on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 9:53 pm

No offense meant for our wonderful male members (wait, that didn't come out right) Mr. Moon and JayDubya.

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures.

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can never be pregnant.
6. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
8. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
9. The world is your urinal.
10. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
11. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
12. Same work, more pay.
13. Wrinkles add character.
14. Wedding dress $5000: Tux rental $100.
15. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood all the time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
19. You know stuff about tanks.
20. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
21. You can open all your own jars.
22. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
23. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
24. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You almost never have strap problems in public.
27. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
28. Everything on your face stays its original color.
29. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. You only have to shave your face and neck.
31. You can play with toys all your life.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
33. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
34. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
35. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
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Re: Why men are never depressed

Post by NextJen on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 9:56 pm

26. You almost never have strap problems in public.

(*snicker*)

Oh wait -- I thought that said strap-on
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Re: Why men are never depressed

Post by Tweetey55 on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 11:39 pm

Embarassed OH MY!

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Re: Why men are never depressed

Post by Mr Moon on Sat 08 Aug 2009, 9:40 pm

Lima Bean wrote:meant for our wonderful male members.
This was all I saw....



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Re: Why men are never depressed

Post by Lima Bean on Sun 09 Aug 2009, 1:38 am

Mr Moon wrote:
Lima Bean wrote:meant for our wonderful male members.
This was all I saw....



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Figures. lol
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